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Good evening, everyone. It's time for "OUC48 News" to cheer you up from home to Japan.
How are you spending your stay home this week?
I'm Otome Muto, also called "Gap" by OUC48 casters.
This program is to introduce OUC48's news from the theater in Akihabara to each home.
Today, we have OUC48 casters Chiori Nakanishi, Miss Hand Wash, Megumi Nagano, and space foreign music expert Makiho Tatsuya with us.
Good evening. I am Chiori Nakanishi of OUC48 casters. Thank you for having me.
Megumi Punch to your hearts! I am Miss Hand Wash's Megumi Nagano.
I am Makiho Tatsuya, who wants to twist your space.
When did you become a commentator?
I have been at home all the time, but I wanted to do something for myself.
I woke up in the morning and became a commentator.
Hello, I am a commentator, Chiori Nakanishi.
I see. You have been at home for a long time.
This is the first episode of OUC48 news.
I would like to hear your enthusiasm one by one.
Let's start with Miss Nakanishi.
I think you all have a lot of thoughts right now.
I became a commentator because I thought it would be nice if OUC48 news could be a little more flashy.
Thank you.
Thank you. Next, Miss Nagano.
I am very nervous about appearing as a commentator.
I hope I can convey a lot of OUC48 news to you.
Thank you. It's okay.
Miss Tatsuya, you are not a commentator. You are a guest.
I am not a guest.
It's my first time appearing as a guest, so I'm nervous, but I'll do my best.
You're not nervous, are you?
I'm nervous.
Don't say that.
Yes, I'm an idol.
Let's move on to the news.
Here is today's topic.
Can you see it?
Can you read it? I'll read it for you.
Hand washing video, 48 challenge, Reiwa, special tornado space distortion suspicion, Oiyoshi48's notice.
That's all.
First of all, hand washing video news.
As part of the Oiyoshi48 project, we are currently uploading hand washing videos taken by researchers on the official Twitter of AKB48.
Of course, Ms. Nagano is also participating in it.
Yes, hand washing is very important as an infection prevention measure, so I thought it would be nice if you could see it and posted a lecture video.
Thank you very much.
Let's take a look at the video.
Hello everyone, I'm Megumin from AKB48 and Dr. Sanki, a researcher.
I'd like to wash my hands cleanly from now on.
Please try it yourself.
Let's get started.
First, wet your hands with water.
Then, take soapy water in your hands and rub your palms together.
Please wash your hands thoroughly.
Next, wash your hands so that you can stretch your hands.
Please wash your hands thoroughly on the other side as well.
Next, wash your hands between your fingertips and nails like this.
Please wash your hands thoroughly on the other side as well.
Next, wash your fingers like this.
Then, wash your thumbs and palms like this.
Lastly, wash your wrists thoroughly.
After washing thoroughly, rinse off with water.
Rinse off thoroughly.
Lastly, wipe your hands with a clean towel.
After wiping thoroughly...
Yes! It's clean now!
Please wash your hands frequently and avoid infection.
This has been Megumi Nagano of AKB48 Draft 3rd class researchers.
Thank you!
There are many things I'm curious about.
I don't know if I should say this, but your eyes go more towards your eyes than your hands.
What do you think about this?
I'd like to make it clear that...
This is a high-level ability handwashing.
It's a handwashing where you only look at the screen without looking at your hands.
Not everyone can do this.
I think you've done it many times, so it's a result of your efforts.
I see!
It's wonderful!
Thank you for your understanding.
Did you actually do it many times?
Yes! It took me about an hour and 30 minutes to do it.
At first, I was washing my hands normally, but after about an hour...
I was a little distracted, and when I noticed it, it turned out like this video.
So you had it in your hands from the beginning.
What do you mean?
But you didn't look at the camera all the time and wash your hands like that from the beginning, did you?
Yes, at first I was washing my hands properly.
But as you got older and older, you stopped removing it, didn't you?
Yes.
I see. Well, I'd like you to name this trick "no- look pancake".
If you were to challenge something next, what would you like to challenge?
Well, I'd like to invent a "no-look pancake" next.
You'd better not.
It's dangerous.
I think it's dangerous.
I think it would be really cool if we could make pancakes together.
It would be really cool if we could do it together.
My hands are shaking.
It would be really cool if we could do it together.
It seems like it would take a lot of time.
Yes, it would.
Please don't do it.
It's fast, isn't it?
My heart is breaking.
Well, I'd like to do "no-look pancake" next.
The next one is "48 Challenge".
On April 30th, Team B's captain, Saho Iwatate, started "48 Challenge" as an idle idol.
It seems like Iwatate used "no-look pancake" and challenged what she could do.
This is amazing.
"No-look challenge" is trending on social media.
Huh? Can you hear me? Is the tempo okay?
Yes, it's okay.
"No-look challenge" is trending on social media.
Do you have any "no-look challenge" that you found interesting?
Tatsuya-san, you haven't talked at all for a while.
Tatsuya-san?
I'm Tatsuya.
I'd like to do something like eating ice cream or rice balls in 30 seconds.
Oh, I see.
30 seconds? 48 seconds?
I'd like to do something like eating ice cream or rice balls in 48 seconds.
Oh, really? 48 seconds?
It's 48 seconds.
That's good.
Anyway, there is a video of Iwatate-san, so let's watch it here as well.
Let's do the "48" challenge!
What are you talking about?
What is "no-look" at this time of year?
How many times?
Oh, it's too much!
55 times. 52 times.
See you tomorrow.
"See you tomorrow"?
What does this mean?
We don't know what we're being shown, so we don't know.
What was it?
Oh, here's the breaking news.
Iwatate-san uploaded a sequel to the "48" challenge on May 3rd yesterday.
Oh, there's a sequel?
A sequel?
It's time for the "48" challenge.
I set it here today, so it's zero now.
I'd like to aim for 48 times now.
Ready, go!
What is this?
This is crazy!
How many times do you watch this video?
I don't know how many times.
Oh, there it is!
I can't do it anymore. How many times do you watch this video?
Oh, I turned it off! Why? Why did I turn it off again? It's gone, isn't it?
Oh, it's the first time. I'll do it again someday. Bye-bye.
Yes.
What are you showing me? I'm sure there's a lot going on.
Yes, I turned it off, so this 48 Challenge is a failure again.
The day of success doesn't matter whether it comes or not.
What do you think, Dr. Takanichi?
Yes, I just saw it, but first of all, I thought the calculation was great.
First of all, I turned it off at the end, but I didn't dare to show it, so I wondered how many times it was.
I was confused about the numbers, but I could see her strategy of ending it and connecting it next time, so I thought she had great entertainment ability.
And when she shook it, she shook it at an angle of 45 degrees. She's an amazing idol, and she doesn't forget to do it, so I hope she'll continue to work hard and get rewarded for her efforts.
I've heard that word before. Thank you, Dr. Takanichi.
As Tatsumaki said in the 48 Challenge, do you have any other challenges you'd like to try?
Yes, I'd like to try something that's popular these days, or something you see a lot, like drawing on pancakes.
You like pancakes, don't you?
Yes, I'd like to try drawing on pancakes, so I'd like to do it in 48 seconds with that look.
Punch.
Oh, you're going to draw, right?
No, I'm not going to draw.
Yes, I'm going to complete the drawing in 48 seconds.
Oh, but I don't think that's dangerous.
Yes, it's not.
Yes, that's it.
Then I would like to move on to the next news.
Next is the news of Reiwa.
On May 1st, Team A and Yoshikawa Nanase posted on Twitter and it caused a ruckus.
Here is the report.
I've been looking forward to Reiwa for two years now, but...
That's a shocking statement.
It's a shock.
I think it's true, but...
What do you think, Tatsuya, the space distribution expert?
Certainly, if the space-time is twisted, it can be removed, but...
I think this is just natural.
Yoshikawa Nanase has said in the past...
Rice is a vegetable.
The common penalty game "hot water bath" is 100 degrees because it's hot water, isn't it?
Everyone, have a good dream and sleep well.
Yes, Kenshiro.
His upper body is human, his lower body is a horse, a beehive dance, a bath, a barge, and so on...
He seems to be making new statements that I can't count.
I read it well. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Yes, everyone.
Have you ever made a mistake like Nanase and been embarrassed?
I just heard Nanase's statement and remembered it.
When I first came to Tokyo from Fukuoka, I was very excited.
There is only one intersection in Shibuya.
Is it the Grand Boulevard intersection?
That's right.
It was my dream to walk there.
I walked and told the members, "Hey, I walked over there and called it the Grand Boulevard intersection," but no one pointed it out for me, so I thought it was embarrassing to call it the Grand Boulevard intersection for a while, so I thought I couldn't laugh at people.
I see. That's a cute mistake.
Is there a happy time like that?
Is there?
It doesn't seem like it.
I'm sure there is.
But I'm basically wrong. I'm really bad at Japanese, so I'm basically wrong.
For example?
So you can't think of one?
What was it? When I was asked by the MC what my actor's name was, I said, "Tenbinza."
Huh? You thought you were asked about your last name?
I thought I was asked about my last name, so I said, "October Tenbinza," but it seems like I was wrong.
That's not true at all.
It seems like there are a lot of people like that in Team B.
I saw Captain Iwatate Sako's tweet about Nanase- chan's Twitter this time, and I thought so too, but is it okay?
She's human like that, and she grew up in humanity, so I think entertainers like that should not be forgotten.
I see. So it's entertainment including all of that.
Wonderful.
Let's move on to the next corner.
The next topic is special.
Oh!
I don't know if it's good or bad, but I'd like to touch it.
I would like to clarify the truth of the topic that everyone was worried about.
Tatsumaki's spatial distortion suspicion!
Oh, I want to know about this!
I want to know about it!
Yes, it started.
Tatsumaki's spatial distortion suspicion!
Tatsuya-san, is this a fact?
This is not a fact at all.
You're laughing.
But you said it earlier.
You said you wanted to bend the space.
It bends naturally.
Does it bend naturally?
It's not bent, but it just happens.
I see.
If you're coming at me like that, I actually brought some products with me.
Let's check them one by one.
First of all, here it is.
Yes.
Oh.
If you look closely...
Yes.
The back wall is...
The brick is...
Oh!
It's bent!
It's... It's bent!
No!
It's been distorted!
It looks like it's distorted, doesn't it?
Maybe.
No, this is...
Tatsuya-san, you're doing it completely, aren't you?
I'm not doing it.
You're not doing it.
I see.
It looks like...
It looks like my eyes are far away, doesn't it?
Your eyes look far away?
My eyes aren't far away.
I don't know what you mean.
Anyway, we still have the second one, so let's take a look at it.
Here you go.
The shutter next to your eye is...
Ah!
The shutter is distorted!
What do you think about it, Nagano-san?
I think it's a little more difficult than the last one.
The shutter is actually quite bent.
That's right. What about you, Tatsuya-san?
No, I don't think it's bent.
It's not bent?
It's not bent at all.
Look straight at me.
Then, let's take a look at the last one.
Here you go.
This is...
The shutter is distorted!
Wow!
What do you...
This is out.
I've never seen a shutter like this before.
What do you mean by that, Tatsuya-san?
Well, I just opened it and took it out from under my chopsticks.
But it's starting to bend from this outline, isn't it?
That's right.
What do you mean by that?
Well, I just took a picture of it, so I thought it was weird.
But did you ever take a picture of your chopsticks?
Sometimes, maybe.
Sometimes!?
That's crazy!
I think it happens sometimes.
By the way, who took this picture for you?
This is my mom.
Oh, your mom. I see.
You're doing this with your family.
I got it taken with my camera.
The camera itself is distorted.
No, it's not distorted at all. It's the latest form.
Really?
Yes.
Can you show me the picture again?
After you heard that story.
Yes.
Is it distorted?
It happens a lot.
What?
It happens a lot in videos.
The picture looks distorted.
Yes.
It looks straight to me.
Then, your eyes are distorted.
My eyes?
Yes.
I can see your eyes are distorted.
Yes.
In "oyuushii48news", it's not just distorted.
I'd like to say that "tatsumaki" is distorting the space.
If you find a picture of "tatsumaki" distorting the space, please post it on "oyuushii48news".
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
It's time to say goodbye.
Please tell us about "oyuushii48news".
"oyuushii48news" will sell self-produced photos using members' time at home.
The sales will be scheduled for mid-May.
It's not random, but individual photos will be released, so you can choose your favorite members.
For more details, please check "akb" official blog and "gillette shop".
In addition, "gillette" new version of "akb48" 57th single "Shitsuren Arigato" recorded by "gillette" has been released on youtube.
It is a parody version of "gillette" music video produced with "gillette" members using their time alone.
The name is "gillette selection version". Please take a look.
Thank you.
Then we will read the comments on youtube.
Can you see it?
I was looking at it a while ago, but it says that my personality is bent, not my face.
Is it funny?
There are quite a lot of comments like that, and I'm a little sad.
I'm glad you dare to pick it up and say it with your heart.
Is your self-portrait also distorted?
Oh, it may be a little distorted.
I wanted you to deny it, but you found it, didn't you?
If you are interested in "gillette" music video, please buy a live picture of "gillette" and post it on your set.
Yes, that's right.
Oh, but I want to see this news again.
I want to see it again.
Thank you very much.
For that purpose, we would like you to provide us with a story.
If you have a story like "gillette", please send it to us on "oyu c8 news".
As "oyu c48", we are in the middle of making various plans, but if the reputation is not good, it seems that it will be a boss and it will end only once, right?
That's right.
I hope you say "gillette" is really good and interesting and you want to see it again.
Thank you.
Seriously.
We are doing it with a lot of excitement.
Finally, Nakanishi-san, if there is a next time, please be enthusiastic.
That's right. I believe there will be a next time, and this time I would like to fill in the distorted parts of "gillette".
No, but I'm a guest, so it'll probably change, right?
No, if there is a story, I will definitely be called, so I will proceed with it until then.
Well, please look forward to it.
Yes.
Then, let's continue to take measures against infection with frequent hand washings, garbage collection tickets, and unnecessary outdoor self- restraint.
I'm looking forward to the day when things will converge as soon as possible and I can meet you.
Well then, everyone, goodbye!
Goodbye!